...but I recently came to know that a blog is an online document used to write ideas/beliefs/thoughts about any particular subject, and NOT a sound-effect of someone having a piano dropped on their head.
(I guess that 'Blog!' and 'Blargh!' sound fairly similar in my head.) Oh well.
That completes a small part of my grand scheme:
DAN'S GRAND SCHEME
1. Start a blog (or blargh)
2. Mention someone having a piano dropped on their head in said blog
So it begins.